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Monday, 28 April 2014

Another thirteen possible titles for The Hobbit: There And Back Again

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April 20, 2014 at 7:21 am by Demosthenes  - 

Our earlier post suggesting a baker’s dozen of alternative titles for The Hobbit: There And Back Again proved quite the hit.

And because so many of you tossed in even more brilliant suggestions, we thought we might as well do a sequel.

Studios do it, so why not us?

So without further ado, here are another 13 options — including the seemingly compulsory Electric Boogaloo — to replace There And Back Again. Just for funsies.

THE HOBBIT - TABA BARD STRIKES BACK

THE HOBBIT - TABA BOOGALOO

THE HOBBIT - TABA DWARF-LORD AND I

THE HOBBIT - TABA DWARF-LORD REQUIEM

THE HOBBIT - TABA EAGLES HAVE LANDED

THE HOBBIT - TABA EXIT THE DRAGON

THE HOBBIT - TABA FIVE ARMIES FUNERAL

THE HOBBIT - TABA KONG VS SMAUGZILLA

THE HOBBIT - TABA LOVE THE SMAUG

THE HOBBIT - TABA MAJESTIC ORDER

THE HOBBIT - TABA NEVERENDING STORY

THE HOBBIT - TABA ROMANCING ARKENSTONE

THE HOBBIT - TABA SMAUGPOCALYPSE NOW

Bootnote: We also loved Breaking Bard as suggested by Eol and many others, Game of Dwarves from arthum, Weekend at Beornies by Blade Runner, Bilbo and his Amazing Technicolour Arkenstone from Legolas Cuthalion plus the following hilarious poster for Bilbo and Thorin’s Bogus Journey by Fotwuny.



Credit goes to Gwydion Madawc for Exit the Dragon, and the inspiration for The Eagles Have Landed, and Bard Strikes Back. Many apologies if I missed anyone — not deliberate!

By the way, if you missed our original spy report that sparked all the title change speculation, you can read it here.

Posted in Creations, Fans, Hobbit Book, Hobbit Movie, MGM, New Line Cinema, Parodies, Peter Jackson, Studios, The Hobbit, The Hobbit: There and Back Again, Warner Bros. on April 20, 2014 by Demosthenes

Monday, 21 April 2014

Thirteen alternative titles PJ should consider to Bilbo the Hobbit: There And Back Again

April 18, 2014 23:02 by Demosthenes -.

It may be that Warner Bros., New Line and MGM are currently reviewed exactly what they should call the last film in the trilogy by Peter Jackson's Hobbit films. Or maybe they aren't. It is perhaps for some related thing (a video game connection, by chance?). We are not quite sure yet.

However, if a title change is in the air, the smartmouths of the internets would put in their two bob and suggest alternatives that might prove to be a hit with punters.

So, in no particular order, here are 13 additional options for Warner Bros., new line and Peter Jackson brain trust to mull over before settling indiscriminately on what any final:

THE HOBBIT - TABA THORIN GOES SOUTH

THE HOBBIT - TABA SMAUG AND SMAUGERER

THE HOBBIT - TABA MIDDLE-EARTH DRIFT

THE HOBBIT - TABA LAST CRUSADE

THE HOBBIT - TABA GREEN VALLEY

THE HOBBIT - TABA DESOLATE HARDER

THE HOBBIT - TABA CATCHING FIRE

THE HOBBIT - TABA BUNNYSLED RETURN

THE HOBBIT - TABA BOLG AND THE BEAUTIFUL

THE HOBBIT - TABA BOFA TABA

THE HOBBIT - TABA BEORN ULTIMATUM

THE HOBBIT - TABA ARKENSTONE RAIDERS

THE HOBBIT - TABA 2SMAUG2FURIOUS

BOOTNOTE: The credit goes to the inhabitants of r/reddit/films for 2Smaug2Furious, derived from the Middle-Earth and desolation of Smaug 2: sorry more difficult. In case you're wondering, the font for the subtitle seems to be Albertus MT Std uppercase, while the title font is a nifty custom work (probably developed in house at Weta) who goes by the name of Sauron.

Posted in creations, Fans, Hobbit Movie, MGM, New Line Cinema, Parodies, villas, Peter Jackson, the Hobbit, Bilbo the Hobbit: the desolation of Smaug, the Hobbit: there and Back Again, Warner Bros. on April 18, 2014 by Demosthenes